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cummiskey

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!
by benjgelvin April 30, 2011
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Cumbucket

A female(or male)who loves holding cum within their holes. They are the human equivalent of a spermbank.
In other words they are a Holly Betch
That chick over there has been nailed by like 15 guys at once
Yeah shes a total cumbucket.
That guy over there is such a man whore.
Is he a cumbucket?
by Platypus<3 March 30, 2009
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cumbucket

A sexual partner you have no regard for other then a reciptical for your sperm.
"I just broke up with my 'cumbucket'"
by J-SYS February 28, 2008
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cumbucket

a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.
by B514 December 7, 2006
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cumbucket

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.
"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"
by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016
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Cumbucket

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
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Cumbucket

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."
by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016
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