Cumaract

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
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Circa 2018: Peej

by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cumach

(Noun) - A highly appealing abdominal region on a woman that causes an extremely strong desire in a man on which to ejaculate sperm.

It is not uncommon during intercourse that a man may achieve orgasm while in the missionary position. If he removes himself from the woman just prior to ejaculation, a frequent and convenient zone of fluid deposit is her abdominal area. A heightened level of satisfaction from performing this act can be attained by the woman having toned abdominal muscles, or at least having the appearance of such. Thus, the woman has a great stomach to cum on, or a "cumach".

Susie has been doing a lot of sit-ups. She has a total cumach now.

by Captain Inches January 29, 2010

Cumass

The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.

Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”

by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023

cumaflowing

The act of flowing cum, the process of the ejaculation in action.

Suck that big hard cock boy, cumaflowing, cumaflowing, cumaflowing.

by hellyeahbrother April 2, 2019

Cumathlon

A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.

"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."

by ElDanio December 16, 2008

cumakazi

The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.

The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.

by Big Jag November 30, 2009

Cumadilla

When you cum in a quesadilla or fill a quesadilla with dick cheese then cook it.

Honey go make me a cumadilla.

by Cumadilla July 18, 2017