cum monster

giant piles of cum

the cum monster

by kkkaaakkkl June 22, 2021

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Cum Monster

It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will

"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick

by sumfulla January 16, 2022

Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggot lmao xd

“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster

A term to describe faggots

“Look at that Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster over there”

“Ewww”

by DougLmaoLmao September 27, 2021

Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggots

“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by DougLmaoLmao September 20, 2021

cumunster

A bitch that be takin nuts every day of the week by different niggas

You heard Mariah done sucked off half the block she a mf cumunster

by HunchoBalor January 10, 2022