shit-cum

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.
by Mike Sater September 15, 2006
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Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye
Yo i shit cum her mom last night
by Light skin power April 18, 2021
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When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans
by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 02, 2021
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Shit-cum count

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.
Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred
by n54god June 27, 2022
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What you say when you're trying to be edgy.
kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
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Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate
Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
by weasdrgbh September 07, 2022
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