In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
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josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
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Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
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Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
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1: Ethnic Discrimination especially against Latinx children by systemically racist institutions, including but not limited to failing to return or reunite children with their biological relatives in the child welfare system and/or excessive legal enforcement in the criminal justice system and the Immigration and Customs Enforcement department.
2: Disparaging and offensive treatment of Latinx children by the systems that are supposed to be supporting and protecting them with or without malicious intent. See Jimmy Crow definition.
2: Disparaging and offensive treatment of Latinx children by the systems that are supposed to be supporting and protecting them with or without malicious intent. See Jimmy Crow definition.
The child welfare system has engaged in systematically racist practices and procedures and should be formalized as Jaimito Cuervo as a nod to past echoes and current underpinnings of racial discrimination that hide in plain sight.
by Mama Martha December 30, 2020
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1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.
1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.
From the song "Pacas de a Kilo" by Los Tigres del Norte:
" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"
" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"
by Naquerrimo January 28, 2005
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Spanish: Mira a esa maldita cuero.
English: Look at that fucking slut.
Spanish: Tu si eres cuero.
English: You are such a slut.
English: Look at that fucking slut.
Spanish: Tu si eres cuero.
English: You are such a slut.
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Get the Poner el cuerno mug.Mexican slang for saying you take/pay with sex. Mixed from the words cuerpo=body and mático= sufix for automatic
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