dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

nightmare cuddler

is the rare person that Loves and cuddles with the things that most people consider to be a nightmare.

she always held the Boogeyman every night, for she was the nightmare cuddler

by Lil'Weirdo92 April 12, 2022

Cuddler

Someone who likes to be held for comfort and affection. Often to keep warm, be comfy and to be close. Everyone loves a Cuddler

shes so cute, shes such a cuddler

by samm tiki January 25, 2011

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

cudder

A way to read "CDR", a basic function of the Lisp programming language.

My other car is a cdr (read "cudder").

by AnonWorld4ch September 14, 2007

Cudders

The nickname to the Ray Ban Wayfafer sunglasses used by Kid Cudi.

I gotta get myself some cudders.

by KidCudder07 July 12, 2010