alarm clock

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

by Afakename August 26, 2015

loona o' clock

the phenomenon where orbits, loona stans, will flock to loona's official social media pages at 12am kst in hopes of new content but being disappointed when nothing is posted

orbit #1: i bet we're getting new content at loona o' clock

orbit #2: ur a clown for thinking so

by bruhorbit August 4, 2019

geekological clock

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

clockboi

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.

“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”

by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

Pull Chocks

To leave, bust out, split, or otherwise vacate the premises.

Ref: In aviation, chocks are blocks placed under a plane's wheels to prevent its rolling away when parked. Hence, to "pull chocks" is to remove said blocks, allowing the aircraft to taxi to the runway and take off.

1: Hey dude this place is dead - whaddya say we pull chocks and try somewhere else?

2: Well fellas, it's getting late, so I think I'm about ready to pull chocks.

by usnav8rbandit January 18, 2010

pieceofshito'clock

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

by iBetty December 5, 2011