Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

Hallway Crush

That one fine ass person that you’ll see in the hallways of school that you lowkey have mad feelings for but can never get the courage nor opportunity to talk to them. You don’t even know their name yet they live in your head rent free. You’ve probably imagined scenarios of them. You’ll wonder wether or not the feelings are reciprocated. You’re not sure if they fw you because they look at you and sometimes smile at you, but at the same time they don’t bother adding your socials or even initiate a simple conversation.

I still remember that fine girl that used to look at me and smile in the hallways. I never knew her name but she was fine af. She’s my hallway crush

by Chad Chett January 31, 2022

character crush

Having a crush on a fictional person from a television show, movie, book, play, etc.

Intensity ranges anywhere from following every episode of a favorite television show, to stalking the actor or creator behind the character.

"The fourth season of Buffy gave me a huge character crush for Spike!"

by Lutrell January 12, 2009

Crush

When you have feelings for someone, but your too chicken to open your freakin mouth.

Nicole: I have a really big crush on Billy
Taylor: Go say something to him
Nicole: *walks over to billy*
Billy: hey
Nicole: *faints*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Crush

When you like someone more than a friend. Someone you're attracted to, someone whose personality you like a lot. They might like you back, there's always hope :)

It's called a crush because that's how you feel when they don't like you back.

by a fallen star xxx February 27, 2019

Ask out your crush day

Any day do it pussy

Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day

by DoItOrScared June 23, 2020

Intellectual Crush

Distinguishing between a "nerd" crush and typical "crush". Characterized by love of their mind, independent of their body or physical attraction. Can refer to person of same gender or opposite sex. Term is platonic in nature. Admiration of their unattainable intellectual or academic skill/thought process/insight, to a level of raw mental magnetism. In context, meant as a true and genuine compliment and can be used between friends or colleagues.

He is so damn clever, funny, and quick; he is by far one of my top intellectual crushes.

by TheOneWhoWishes October 16, 2012