A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).
by Juicebox2507 June 13, 2008
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A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
by hipsterssuck August 20, 2013
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