Cryptonite

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.

"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"

by El Kal El February 2, 2019

Cryptacize

To criticize someone cryptically, with the aim being them not realising the criticism.

Kate: Do I look fat in this?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?

by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009

Cryptocrite

Somebody who owns crypto currency but votes and acts against crypto’s fundamental purpose.

Dick is such a cryptocrite. He owns a lot of bitcoin but believes that the government should control the banks and be centralized. Fucking cryptocrite.

by Hankscorpio74 March 6, 2021

cryptofied

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.

I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on JPEGS. Have you been cryptofied?

by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021

cryptofied

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.

I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on jpegs. Have you been cryptofied?

by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021

cryptomiserate

/ˈkriptōˈmizəˌrāt/

verb

express or feel sympathy or pity for losses in crypto investing; sympathize with crypto losses.

"Bill lectured Warren about not being able to express sympathy for and cryptomiserate with Sam and Brian on their unfortunate loss of billions during this crypto crash."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022

cryptomiseration

cryp·to·mis·er·a·tion
/ˈkriptōˈmizəˈrāSH(ə)n/

noun

sympathy and sorrow for the crypto misfortunes and losses of others;

"Elon tried to make Changpeng feel better about losing billions during the crypto crash in what is now a very public display of cryptomiseration."

by Rick Bloom June 29, 2022