cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

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Christian Crank

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

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CrankThatFrank

AKA:

Repressed Emo Fidget Daddy,

Known for:

His ability to please the masses with just his voice and face. The Walmart version of Brendon Urie. Having the best fans in the world :) and his great taste in memes.

Warnings:

do not eat soap around, use musically, or ABOVE ALL ELSE ..... DO NOT..... G note.

If you do any of the above my only response is " SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE"

BRYDEN IS REAL

CrankThatFrank saved my life.
CrankThatFrank is the best youtuber to ever be on camera

CrankThatFrank is YEEsus

by HomicidalAmity July 18, 2017

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