Crusted

To be cool, sick, gnarly, awesome

“Damn bro that’s so crusted!”
“Gina is so crusted!”
“That latte art is crusted af!”

Crusted by anonymous August 8, 2022

Crusted

Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.

Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.

Crusted by ShmooLover69420 November 28, 2022

crusted dumpling 

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

crusted dumpling by msmasdf December 28, 2013

Crusted cunt 

When a girl or trans females pussy is crusted over with the jizz of another man

Sorry mia, I’m not gonna fuck you until you fix your crusted cunt

Crusted cunt by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

crusted mummy 

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

crusted mummy by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

Crusted Dusted 

A slang term for “fucked up”, screwed up, old, unused, or unwanted.

That pizza has sat out an hour, its “crusted dusted.”
I hope the chicken doesn’t turn out “crusted dusted”

Crusted Dusted by Rooroosayings November 24, 2022

Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

Crusted Over by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019