Fecal Crusader

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

by Java June 23, 2004

Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Beat Crusaders

A cool Japanese band that did a couple songs for the anime beck. They are usually seen wearing digitized drawings of themselves as masks. They have a sense of humor. Their videos tend to be funny. If you're sick of visual kei type jrock check them out. They have fun upbeat tunes that have a bit of a popish feel without being pop.
They have an American release out called All You Can Eat.
The band consist of:
Vocal/Guitar: Hidaka
Bass: Umu
Drums: Araki
Keyboard: Thai

I had Hit in America by the Beat Crusaders stuck in my head all day.

The video for Feel was hilarious.

by Emi July 16, 2008

Crusch Lulu

The best Scaly Waifu you'll ever have. From the Anime Overlord II ep2-5.

I just jacked to Crusch Lulu my doods. I wish there was a Overlord III already

by The Original Argoniphile June 5, 2018

Crustaholic

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.

Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.

by Benoo January 25, 2021

stardust crusaders

The 3rd part of the anime/manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where 5 really fucking strong people go to kill a gay strong immortal vampire

Person 1: Yo i just watched Stardust Crusaders
Person 2: nice

by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020

Crusader

1) A Crusader is someone who joined the Pope sanctioned wars in the 11th, 12th, and 13th century. They usually joined the Crusades to cleanse their sins or show devotion to God.

2) A staunch attacker of a certain belief, act, etc.

1) The Knight of France was on the Crusade to show that he was a pious supporter of God.

2) Jordan is a Crusader against pedophilia.

by The Pagan Warrior June 28, 2010