crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

Crunkle

Like a crinkle except in a deeper pitch.

The thin fiberglass crunkled as we took it off the roof.

by Steve Odermak March 19, 2009

Crunkle

A mix of the two words crunch and crinkle

I did not put the chips away as you were on a work call and it would of made a crunkle sound

by Maggie_the_doggo August 11, 2020

Crunkle

A word that describes the thin film of dead skin and saliva on either side of the corner of your mouth.

She has crunkle on her lips.

by Shively July 11, 2007

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

by Mac Money June 28, 2006

crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007