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Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.
Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.
by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012
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crunkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.
by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003
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cruncle

Uncle Bob just made a pass at me. What a cruncle!
by ohmfab September 18, 2009
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Cruncked

to be insanly drunk and/or high
I'm fuckin' CRUNCKED yo!
by big billy October 12, 2004
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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
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Crunchedy

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.
Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “
by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021
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crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.
My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.
by boobaliboo July 5, 2010
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