Pissed on bread crumbs

Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.

Don't chase that rabbit hole, it's just a bunch of pissed on bread crumbs.

by UncannyDeduction January 7, 2021

Butt-Crumbs

Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.

Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.

She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"

by BigulModemo April 29, 2009

Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair and crap, hair and lint all clumped together fall on the floor while wiping.

dude, I went to take a crap and there was grundle crumbs all over the seat.

by Hak44 August 23, 2009

Grandfather Crumbs

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.

Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!

by 1234509876 October 26, 2010

saint joseph crumbs

little pebbles of poop that hang from your rectum.

i gave a rim job last night and when i
went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!

by shmoop shomp September 1, 2010

Bum Crumbs

The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.

Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.

(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)

Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.

Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!

by Poo Review December 2, 2010

crumbs

Something you wish to share with your online friends.

Used within especially the BDSM community. Usually used as a tag or comment, so your friends see it on your online profile, especially in social networking.

Alex Baldwin was caught in the bathroom sucking an ostriches dick.

"Crumbs" "Lol, major crumbs".

by Low key June 15, 2016