Crudite

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

by bss120 August 19, 2022

cruda

Mexican slang meaning hangover. Literally means "raw".

Tener/Traer CRUDA: to have a hangover

Juan: "Vamos a desayunar"
Ricardo: "No puedo ni moverme de la pinche cruda que tengo!"

Juan: "Let's go have breakfast"
Ricardo: "I can't even move I've got a huge hangover!"

by shon23 August 22, 2008

crudimentary

A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.

My game is currently in it's crudimentary stage, so don't be offended by the disgusting visuals.

by Deathtruth June 2, 2013

crude out

verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.

crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."

by E-Dubs June 3, 2006

crudmuffins

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"

"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"

by kermit June 18, 2003

crud monkey

A south-county term for poop on a stick.

"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"

by jraek May 14, 2009

eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

by Higley July 11, 2011