The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.
"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."
by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017
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Get the Crudder mug.Type your definition here...cruder-sickslang word meaning stomach-ache caused by eating a lot of crude food, unripe fruit such as mango, guava and also other solid food like dried cassava etc. so when you feel this kind of symptoms, you call it cruder-sick instead of saying stomach-ache. right? By Levi Buana Bacar.
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...Example : Maria got cruder-sick after she had crunched a lot of unripe mangoes; two days before her mother warned her not to eat too much unripe fruit!
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