CatLap

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

Citlali

Citlali is legit like super awesome. She will love you forever, she is super loyal and sweet. She has a hella nice ass ;) She also is kinda shy sometimes but when she is around her friends she is crazy asf😂 If you meet a Citlali you are BLESSED

Citlali is legit the greatest :)

by broisuck May 30, 2019

Barbara Cartland

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

by Croatalin April 24, 2014

crylaughterbate

A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.

Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.

by CJ_de_wiz September 1, 2007

Cytlally

A super nice, funny, smart,cute,sensible girl who may seem like a bitch but its just everything thats happened to her in the past. But shes actually the most caring person you will ever meet. She normally has brown hair and eyes. She loves all her friends. If you ever meet a Cytlally dont let her go because shes one of the most greatest people you will ever meet. I just love all Cytlally´s their just so BEAUTIFUL!!!!

¨Damn that girl is cute she must be a Cytlally¨

by meeeeee<3 October 17, 2019

Citlalli

Origin: Aztec name, Nahuatl language, used mostly in Mexico,

Meaning: "Princes of the Stars"; "Star"; "woman with star face"; "Morning Star"; "Morning Light"

Variants: female: Citlalli, Xitlalli, Citlali; male: Cuahutemoc.

Historical legend: Citlalli was an Aztec princess when the Spaniards arrived to Mexico. One of the Spaniards fell in love with her and killed her family, husband, and newborn baby to take her as servant.

Despite having her as a servant, the Spaniard loved Citlalli more than he loved his wife. When his wife was giving birth to their first child, he asked her to assist the birthing. After successfully assisting the birth Citlalli kills the baby, and the mother; and, tells the Spaniard to kill her. The Spaniard kills Citlalli, and commits suicide shortly after. (Sounds Wicked).

She who laughed last must be a Citlalli.

by LALI G. February 3, 2010

Citlaly

Citlaly means star or the goddess of stars, her name is so beautiful it stands out to her friends. She shines bright to the crowd and a lot of people pay attention to her cause she has a hand full to say that would make your day. A Citlaly is a one of a kind, she is funny, hot, sexy and she can be thicc! So if you ever meet a Citlaly make sure to not piss her of 😂

Guy: Citlaly is such a amazing person
Hater: no she isn’t she is such a bad person
Guy: no actually a stupid dumb ho with no brain cells like you wouldn’t understand what if a person she is.

by Citlalyy March 11, 2019