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have you ever found yourself struggling to find the correct acronym when you're chatting, but YOUR MIND IS BLANK? well, then 'crtla' is the acronym for you! it's so all-purpose, it should be as well-known as 'lmao', which, for your information, is entirely false. i doubt anyone has ever actually laughed their ass off.
***CHAT ROOM***

guest1: whats up?

guest2: nmu?

guest1: crtla.

obviously guest1 is way cooler than guest2.
crtla by DreamingOutLoud January 21, 2010
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Australian for 'Couple of' usually in reference to drinks, food, ciggies
Carn to the pub for a cutla beers and a schnitty
Cutla by NotAGoblin October 27, 2018
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Citlaly is Aztec for goddess of the stars. Citlaly's are very popular and very smart. They get a lot of attention and are often being chased after boys because of they beauty. They have a lot of friends , but they also have haterz because they are jealous of her. Damn.....I wish I could be a citlaly that way I could be the one getting chased after boys and be popular and not be called a geek because of my smartness.
E:I like citlaly

B :me too she's hot

M: to bad she's mine
Citlaly by Emilyisbae January 24, 2016
Citlalli's are really great girls. A Citlalli's personality is usually nice, ambitious, funny, and nerdy. Citlalli's have marvelous music taste. They might come off as mean and cynical, but it's only because they have no interest in you, otherwise Citlallis are unbelievable and perfect. They're perfect friends.
A: Where's your best friend?
B: You mean Citlalli?

A: Yes
B: She's buying us tickets to the next Queen concert.

citlally 

Citlally is a stunning girl, intelligent, beautiful, short, caring, beautiful eyes, & of course nice hair. She makes guys fall in love with her at the very first sight. But make sure you don't piss her off, she'll go from 0-100 real quick!!
" Wow, that girl is drop dead gorgeous! She must be a citlally! "
citlally by jack_123 November 23, 2014

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!
Barbara Cartland by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019
A Hispanic word that means star

Some people don't say it right but when you say it right it sounds beautiful as the girl
She will love you forever and she will Do crazy things . like hug strangers or more but She will laugh at everything you say and give a smile back and be the Crazy /hyper/weird and sweet

She will always love you no matter what happens
I wish I was a citlali
citlali by citlalilovesyah January 27, 2015
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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