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Wine Crouton

The cruddy sediment left at the bottom of a red wine bottle.
yo I almost swallowed the freaking wine crouton!?
by Wine Crouton January 29, 2015
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Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.
"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"
by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019
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crouton.net

A really awesome and totally time worthy website that you should definitely visit.

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1) You: see crouton.net: It's beautiful. Iv'e looked at this for 5 hours now.
2) Man, I LOVE Crouton.net! Go to it now. GO TO IT NOW MORTAL BEING!
by AlexComixInc October 21, 2020
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Crotone man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Crotone. Legend has it he once jumped three metres high just to score against Crotone. He would fight anyone who dares to take Crotone from him.
Crotone man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.
by DooDooLee February 26, 2021
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right on crouton

Something you say to be nice when you're not sure what the other person is talking about. Basically means thats nice, or thats cool. It is also used to throw off the direction of a person that talks too much. Can also be used when someone under the influence of a substance says some weird stuff that doesn't make sense.
Person 1: blah Blah blah Blah blah So this time it was like blah Blah blah Blah

Person 2: Right on crouton!

Person 1: Right on crouton? Whats that? I don't get it.
by punktdawg March 17, 2009
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judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
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Crouton Gladiator

A name used in refrence to a homeless person due to the fact that the homeless fight to the death over small things such as croutons.
"Why do Crouton Gladiators always ask me for money?"
by R. Virtanen February 28, 2010
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