Crouton 

That part of a Salad that taste so good it makes you forget about how shit the salad tasted

My Salad tasted like a turtle penis until i ate the fuck out of that Crouton

Crouton by CroutonFanatic101 December 29, 2014

crouton 

When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

crouton by god_isnt_real April 3, 2017

crouton 

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

crouton by stevelovescroutons October 1, 2005

Crouton 

A term for the clitoris.

Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.

Crouton by Emigma January 9, 2011

Crouton 

Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.

So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.

Graupe: "What did you do last night?"

Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."

Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."

Crouton by Lichstein February 12, 2006

Crouton 

1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.

2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."

2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"

3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."

Crouton by Plant February 9, 2004

Crouton 

A way to define a retarded person

Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.

Crouton by KingAssassainPro February 20, 2019