a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined
by Leysie December 27, 2007
crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts
by kierzistheman February 23, 2010
1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.
"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."
by V. Anselmo March 07, 2007
A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.
by assmonkey June 06, 2003
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by Rich February 04, 2004