1 definition by Lichstein
Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.
So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
Graupe: "What did you do last night?"
Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."
Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."
Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
by Lichstein February 11, 2006