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god_isnt_real's definitions
crouton
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When you are so
fucking dumb
that you pretend to date
people online
because you are
so lonely in real life.
Creator
: Im dating
someone
online
Person:
You are
such a crouton!
by
god_isnt_real
April 3, 2017
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