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crotchsplitter

An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.

Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009
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crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.
MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
by Broaud June 14, 2008
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Crotchpalm

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.
I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*
by madl1b August 10, 2009
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Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.
Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.
by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009
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Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.
Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"
by Kach January 20, 2011
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crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.
My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.
by ISSEXY April 25, 2010
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crotchless

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.
"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"
by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005
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