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crotchfruit

The uncivilized offspring of permissive or uninvolved parents.
Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014
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croacher

A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.
Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?
by cherryblossom September 14, 2007
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crotchfruit

"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
by Child Hatter May 5, 2003
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Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.
D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!
by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011
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Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.
He sure is crotchity this morning!
by Katie April 25, 2005
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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013
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