crotchmud

A fermenting sweat sesspool located in the grundle vicinity
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I worked all week, this crotchmud is coming out today!

by Crotchmud December 16, 2021

Crotchduster

When you scratch your nuts and the lint from your balls lightly dusts whatever surface you scratched them over

Man I went to take a shit and my crotchduster covered the toilet

by xX_ChAcA_123_Xx August 29, 2018

crotchapuss

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

by Riley Racoon. August 3, 2007

Crotchsmashing

The action that a man is known for giving to one of his friends that is a girl.

Legend says: that it was only her who recieved this so called crotchsmash once every day, for a whole year.

The girl would be walking down the hall, and out of the blue the almighty man would fly down from a pole and SMASH her face into his CROTCH. Hense the name "Crotchsmashing"

NOTE: An ultimate Crotchsmasher does it different everytime, so the lady never expects it.

NOTE: This always happens in public places.

by Witness of the "CROTCHSMASHER" July 9, 2010

crotchapuss

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006

crotchdust

A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.

Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.

by Bartina March 14, 2008

crotchmasking

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.

"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009