crotchital 

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

crotchital by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

crotchity 

The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.

Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.

crotchity by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008

crotchital 

Areas contained within the crotch and adjacent nearby zones.

Dude! I hooked up with that chick last week and now I'm itching all around my crotchital area.

crotchital by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019

crotchity 

A description given to a man when he looks to be genitally endowed simply by looking at him through some sort of clothing and not necessarily naked.

While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"

crotchity by Goce December 7, 2006

Crotchity 

The likeness of being a crotch.

"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
*Sigh*

Crotchity by Hagate November 18, 2011

crotchitiest 

The superlative form of Crotchite. It's a word now.

I'm the oldest, wisest and also happen the crotchitiest among all of us.

crotchitiest by Alpaccaz January 9, 2019