Copportunity

An opportunity to cop a feel.

"Dude, I just had the greatest copportunity ever, Marsha's chest was so close to my arm..."

by Gabryelle August 27, 2009

Chopportunity

An opportunity arises where you can have sex with a girl regardless of her looks. An alright looking girl that many guys would not sleep with but doing her would be all good, and would earn you a certain amount of respect. Having sex also known as chopping a girl.

Bro, look at her, she's looking aright these days. Son, that right there is a chopportunity.

by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?

Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 May 9, 2018

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?

Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018

copportunist

An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.

I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!

by QuacksO June 29, 2018

Copportunity

An opportunity to cop-a-feel

I had a copportunity when hanging out with this girl last night, but her boyfriend showed up.

by _vlad_the_impaler April 14, 2010

Copportunity

The opportunity given to specifically cop a feel or buy something of interest.

I noticed my copportunity open up when her boyfriend left her side and she turned around and faced away from me.

My copportunity was lost when I went to the store and forgot my wallet at home.

by TheGuyFromToday November 11, 2014