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crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.
"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"
by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006
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the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
by anonymous June 28, 2023
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snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.
He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!
by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005
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Coonery

Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.
Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.
by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018
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Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

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Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.
by xzybit September 1, 2004
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cooneral brocession

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021
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Cooneral

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021
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