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Kronenberger

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.
nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!
by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010
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Crothenberg

An hallucinogenic drug that derives from the middle east, especially in the Israeli and Jordanian Negev Desert, but has started to gain popularity in United States, especially in regions like California, and the South and North East. Its effects have frequently been described as being like that of marijuana, with a strong hallucinogenic twist which can lead to very dangerous side effects. The drug is notorious for having killed Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Hendrix, Elvis Presley, and many other popular sensations.
"Hey man, wanna go shoot up some crothenberg today?"
by Jakey Croth August 19, 2011
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Cronenberged

Typically a failure that is so immense that there is no recourse except for completely starting over. Unlike a Kobiyashi Maru, there is no sollution.
The party was totally Cronenberged after the cops showed up
by Dyslexic Stoner July 13, 2017
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Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty

A mutant version of the human form.
"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."
by RickMorty_Fan July 15, 2017
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kronenberg

Is a guy that always seems to wonder where he is and why he is there. But hugely lovable.
Hey did you see that kronenberg? He is standing by the door for 5 minutes now.
by ShakaDing June 1, 2017
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