Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

Crinch

a word to call a man being misogynistic or racist

"i hate all women"
"you're being a crinch, Jackson"

by eminemfan74 March 8, 2022

cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

by lord mollifer January 15, 2021

cronch

the most elite way to say crunch!

jim- eats chip
chip- cronch

by Hornyforashnikko June 14, 2020

Cronchy

Extra cronchy.

Did you enjoy the tacos?

Not really, the shells were extra cronchy.

by Billie Goat May 5, 2019

Crinch

Crinch is basically ''cringe'' but worse.

hannah: *dabs*
mitchel: ''Hannah, that's kinda crinch.''

by hunu bununu June 24, 2019

cronch

Cronch

Krawn-ch
/ verb /
a. The noise made when something hard and brittle is broken (whether by biting, crushing, or other methods of destruction). Usually refers to something that is not supposed to be bit or broken, but was anyways. Like crunch, but with emphasis

"That big ol' dog simply cronched that whole carrot!"

by chonchybois December 25, 2019