croggled

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken

That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.

by k. d. August 11, 2006

croggling

the act of a swimmer getting so stressed at practice, sad, or gets hurt so bad they cry in their goggles.

our practice was so bad today. everyone was croggling

by crazyswimmer149 March 7, 2019

Coggy

Derived from terms such as “cognitive spectrum”, “cognitive diversity”, and “cognitive divergence”. Essentially an updated take on the late 90s and early 2000s use of the word by retarded or tard.

I can’t believe Tom Cruise believes in Scientology, he’s a totally coggy.

by BoooomDoooggy January 9, 2023

Crogging

Cro•gging
/krägiNG/

Wearing Crocs whilst jogging.

Crocs + Jogging = Crogging

Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”

by MelvMax111 May 6, 2020

croggit

The croggit is a state of mind, in which a person is immensely fucked and feels like they are in another body

Croggit state of mind

by Croggit April 21, 2023

Croggie

To give some one a lift on your push-bike, could be on the parcel rack or crossbar. Originating from the Hull and East Riding area of the UK.

Hey Bob do you want a croggie down Newland Ave?

My new bike is perfect for giving 'our Lass' a croggie back from the pub!

by 9cupsoftea December 14, 2010

Craggy Island

A fictional island off the west coast of Ireland. It is where the Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted is mainly set. They say if you're heading away from the island, you're heading in the right direction.

"Father Ted, Father Dougal and Father Jack live on Craggy Island."

by Georgeyy April 12, 2008