crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008

Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.

My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.

by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

Crockpottable

Food that can be made in a crock pot

Sue: "Can you bring a dish for the pot luck?"

Jim: "Sure, but I only make food that's crockpottable."

by sunflower3284 August 12, 2012

Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.

Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022

Crockpotting

When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing

After eating those cold mozzarella stick I'm sure to be Crockpotting later tonight

by Po-dawg October 28, 2014

crockpotcher

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.

Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!

by Fromage April 8, 2007

crockpotting

when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick

“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now”

by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023