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crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.
OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!
by Joantispam December 20, 2010
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Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.
Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit
by Ethos236 July 23, 2017
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half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.
"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"
by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009
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the crookedest street in the World

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!
You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.
by Starchylde April 26, 2015
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Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
by Tricycle January 23, 2013
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cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
by Stan West October 19, 2004
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cracked a rat

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.
Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .
by kimk5 August 7, 2017
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