Critters

Under the stair dwellers, can also smell. DONT GET TO CLOSE THEY WILL BITE!

Look at all those critters.

by Tipsy trev March 12, 2019

critter

A corruption of the word "creature", which literally means something that was created.

1. Both the slang and the correct version of the word generally mean "animal".

2. (derogatory) A person.

1. (Cowboy to cattle herd) Git along critters!

2. (Sheriff to deputy) Lock that critter up!

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

Critters

TOES!

Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you

by AwkwardMandork October 10, 2018

Critter

A Critter is the usually dormant spirit within everyone, it becomes apparent and then altogether takes over the the host to wreak havoc, mayhem and financial ruin.
Although they look the same the critter is evil malicious and hungry for one thing …… Usually Crystal Meth.

Critters are generally solitary nocturnal creatures.

The critter can be overcome but its a strong force and help may be needed, often a combination of veterinary and psychological advice may need to be sought.

The Critter sold his mums car then elbowed her in the face

by mudnoomska May 7, 2011

Critter

a living creature; an animal.

Steele: you the only dude I know who enjoys milk as a refreshment
Paul: Man so what
Steele: you an interesting critter bro

by Paul. Blart February 19, 2023

critter

The lowest most disgusting form of a human being possible. Also just an incredibly massive loser.

"Wow that guy is such a huge critter."

by FilthyMan69 December 23, 2007

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003