crit

a person who is jacked, athletic, and get pussy on the regular

The quarterback is such a crit. I wish i could be like him.

by roblerto June 10, 2011

Crit

"CRIT" meaning pussy, kitty kat, pretty in pink, sweet tunnel, the pearl, vagina, tunnel of love...

during sex i be rubbin on her "Crit" , damn babi yo "Crit" is dumb ass wet. , hey do you know that one bitch from last night? she had sum good ass Crit

by l,m,r, September 16, 2010

Crit

Slang for Hypocrite; A shortened way to call someone a hypocrite.

Last week Christian said that he hates backstabbers, but this week he went behind John's back and got him fired. Christian can be such a crit sometimes.

by baxter master May 26, 2010

Crit

Originating in the village of Shewbury, MO. 'Crit' is a shortened version of the name 'Christian' meaning "Believer in Christ."

"Hey Crit, are you going to church tomorrow"

by @-dUb September 20, 2009

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 8, 2004

Crit

A term for nigger. Crit, short for critter

Let's cross the street, a couple of crits are headed our way

by Crokedcop January 10, 2012

Crit

Word used in video game terminology to show high hits.

In this case, a word I yell at my girlfriend as I'm about to cum.

CRIT!!!!

by Marktheboss March 4, 2011