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Cristen k.

Popular, so sweet, and gorgeous!!!
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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Cristen Renaldo SUWY

it is when you screm joy and remember Ishowspeed
by joedavin March 2, 2023
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Cristine

Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.
Cristine went through a lot but she doesn't even show it! Look at her smile.
by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021
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Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012
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Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in
"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"
by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022
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Cristela

Cristela is a very hardworking women. She loves coffee. She is very outgoing, humorous, funny, talented, and freaking pretty. she has an amazing voice. She's a savage when it comes to trying new things. She's confident in her beliefs. Has a good taste in music. She is very humble and loving. She's a mom to many.
Suzzie: Have you met Cristela?
Angelica: yes! Isn't she great!
Suzzie: yeahh!
by boozie forever July 18, 2020
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Cristina

Is funny, smart ,pretty ,cool, loves animals ,trustworthy ,playful, has a big family, and a big heart ,laughs a lot, shy ,honest (sometimes), and angel never let her go long gorgeous hair tallish ,middle child? Gamer girl ,loving ,thoughtful ,helpful smart ,kind, forgiving ,an amazing friend a goofball, loyal, can be quite and not give an opinion . Can be the best friend ever can be wild and usually calm can be stressed about a lot of stuff like school will do school work had good grades she is just like the perfect person to be with 😊 can be popular but doesn’t hangout with the popular kids because she prefers her normal friend group
Girl1: I am soooo happy Cristina is my friend like she help me with my math homework the other day she’s sooo smart !

Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂
by Yogurt monster July 9, 2020
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