creasing

Laughing so hard that u cant say anything or make any noise

Lucy: *says something funny*
Keegan: *creases*
Lucy: Oh look! Keegan is creasing. He's laughing so hard.

by Vxaei November 24, 2018

Creasin

Laughing like a motha'bitch

Yo guess whut, i was creasin' at dat shiz so hard yesterday

oh no way dude

by Coonschoolbus June 4, 2009

Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

cretin

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004

Crecincio

An amazing guy that Is always positive with others and helps alot.

Pearson:Life is so difficult.

Crecincio:Don't worry life is can be better if you think of it like a game

by MJandAK February 26, 2018

Cretin

A person who has little or no intelligence. They usually act without thinking resulting in upsetting/annoying others.

that boy just took my rum and diet coke drank it and didn't replace it, what a cretin

by campbella August 9, 2010