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sea crawlies

A reference to all sea food, including lobster, fish, shrimp, calamari, oysters, etc. with a negative connotation implying that one does not like the sea food.
I don't like sea crawlies, so I'm NOT going to eat at Red Lobster.
by GizmoKoolKat February 27, 2008
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Creepy crawlies

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair
Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.
by Chad was here November 28, 2017
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Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.
We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.
by Art Farkis December 10, 2008
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Crawly Bum Lick

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!
by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009
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Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'
Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!
by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019
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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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crawly fingers

The action of holding one's hands up and erratically flicking or wiggling all of their fingers about at a very fast pace. Used to display excitement or fear.
Examples of situations in which a person would employ crawly fingers:

Good - "I'm not going to fucking die!"

Bad - "I'm going to fucking die!"
by PocketAssReturn September 1, 2005
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