sea crawlies

A reference to all sea food, including lobster, fish, shrimp, calamari, oysters, etc. with a negative connotation implying that one does not like the sea food.

I don't like sea crawlies, so I'm NOT going to eat at Red Lobster.

by GizmoKoolKat February 27, 2008

Creepy crawlies

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair

Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.

by Chad was here November 28, 2017

Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.

We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.

by Art Farkis December 10, 2008

Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!

by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

Sticky crawly

Stripping naked and Smothering your testicles in honey then locating an ants nest then sitting on it while cranking that hog (masturbating)

Stumbled upon an ants nest last night, couldn’t help myself from chucking a quick sticky crawly

by Stickyman October 4, 2025