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crappypasta

n. A term used by the creepypasta community to refer to a creepypasta story which is of excessively poor quality, often utilizing tropes from more popular and successful creepypastas or even non-creepypasta horror in an attempt to imitate their success.

It's up to the reader to decide if a story is an actual crappypasta or simply a sub-par creepypasta, however they can usually be identified fairly quickly based on the subject material. If the story in question involves so-called "lost episodes" or haunted games it is most likely a crappypasta. In addition, if it is about a franchise which has had one or more popular stories such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Spongebob Squarepants, or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; as well as if it contains overused characters from creepypasta, i.e., Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, or The Rake.
I checked out this story he said was scary, but it was a real crappypasta.
by CanisMinor December 1, 2014
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Crasp

There's no such man as Crasp
by bobisnotarealman April 1, 2019
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Crappy Tire

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.
Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?
by Jizzones February 25, 2006
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Ja'Crispy

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.
Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*
by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018
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Crispy Motherfucker

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.
Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day
by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016
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crispyjoy

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.
Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.
by yootayote September 7, 2019
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Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.
Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.
by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018
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