crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006

crushmate

a crushmate is a person you have a crush on and and is also your classmate

joe: omg i just saw my crushmate at the mall
matthew: oh the cute guy from your class?

joe: yes

by dinodinodino November 9, 2020

Crashtexting

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.

Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.

by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016

crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow September 24, 2008

Max Crashtapen

How you call max verstapen when he crashes

There goes max crashtapen

by Yeison Rogelio López October 19, 2020

crashiter

a person that is rude annoying and is never caught and is a crapy piece of shit

is never nice to any body and is a devil

by cameron March 9, 2004

crashmat

The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a potentially large and therefore loud dump. Not to be confused with a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect.

The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for:

1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the toilet water
2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl
3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand
4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend

"I had to lay down a ferocious dump at my in-laws house last night while they were asleep. Fortunately I laid down a crashmat so no one heard that bomb when it landed."

by Colonel Krunk September 11, 2011