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crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005
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Crapsident

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.
When I coughed, I had a crapsident.
by Kem mic February 20, 2018
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crapsite

A website
a) which is bursting with non-coherent words in order to enter a high ranking in google but does not provide you with something unexpected when opening
b) that is suffering of severe script malfunction, which has not yet been discovered by the administrators

Not to be confused with the websites distributed by spammails.
Joe: "I was browsing for some information for the essay that I got to hand in to Mr Smith tomorrow, but all results I got were purely crapsites!"

Elaine discovered that Mark was obviously not very talented in programming, all his creations turned out to be crapsites.
by nuocmam May 10, 2009
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chatslide

/chat·slide/

Take your topic of conversation elsewhere to another location

Nothing needs to be discussed

A ReaL one don't care right now
Fool: "Hey Mark did you and Keisha get back together?"
Mark: "Chatslide fool."
by 9OK August 17, 2017
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Craeside

Craeside is a pretty chunky thicc boi Soviet kiddo
Yo Nolen u looking like a Craeside when you are arriving on friday
by frostyturtle22 February 6, 2019
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Looksies Crapsies

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
by Robthegreat March 26, 2021
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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