Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

Rapper Crapper

A blinged/tricked out toilet that only a rapper can afford/bring them selves to sit on., normally encrusted with jewel's and made of precious metals.

Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.

Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.

Man 1: Word light son!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Crappetizer

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Crapple

A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.

Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.

I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.

by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010