The clappening

When one plays as capitao (clapitao) in siege and claps all these niggas

Oh no he is playing as clapitao he is gonna clap all of their cheeks also known as the clappening

by The clappers September 25, 2018

crappenin'

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.

Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)

by Spatchmo December 31, 2008

Crappening

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

crappenin

A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.

"That Walmart is crappenin!"

by changacat February 20, 2010

The Clappening

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.

Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

Alt:

Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.

by MittenstheG March 28, 2021

Crappening

A word you'd use if something bad has recently happened and you're late to witness it.

What's crappening here?

by so bored, so I define things April 27, 2022