A craptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.
From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.
A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive shart.
From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.
A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive shart.
Honey, I can't believe you fed the dog chili to the dog! Look at this craptastrophe in the kitchen! I mean, there's crap in the dishwasher!
by Brown Panic February 21, 2008
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News in Catastrophysics: A large Earth-killing asteroid is likely to hit us within the next century and there's nothing we can do about it!
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When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.
The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.
Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.
The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.
Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.
Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...
by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007
Get the catastrophy mug.1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.
by Anal Czar September 14, 2010
Get the Craptastrophy mug.when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.
i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe
by devlin mcstrain February 15, 2009
Get the craptastrophe mug.When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.
1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!
There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.
There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.
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