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crondom

Dickhead who wastes cash on condoms.
Hey wanna sex I have condoms??
Fuck you you dickface crondom no no no!
by Crondom August 2, 2016
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crando

Crando refers to two different yet fitting concepts. The first being a kung fu move which is capable to execute upon the strike/A specific condition that crawls under your skin and gives you the worst case of the blahs you have ever had. Usually brought on by certain individuals who tend to blend into ones' life from time to time.
"Bruce Lee really held his own against the Shaolin Monk he fought in the last tournament he competed in before he moved to Oakland, CA." Well man, Bruce Lee can probably defreat anyone when he kicks down the crando condition upon his uponents. As water is fluid, the cracks will remain vulnerable."/"Timothy, Jan is extra crando today. She kept popping off about Jesus Christ and Christmas to our boss, who is completely Jewish. How could you send Merry Christmas cards to your office mates that say Merry Christmans. That's fuckin' crando." "True Knocking, ever heard of happy holidays. Cause I don't want a holiday in the sun bitch..."
by Timothy Stern August 5, 2007
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candominium

1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home

2. Can Living

3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.

Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!

Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!

Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009
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Crandon

A place we country people live hunt, fish, and do whatever they want. Even thought they seem like hicks they aren’t some are but some aren’t
Omg I love living in crandon!❤️
by Never again July 30, 2018
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random chandomer

1.random chandomer is another word for arandom person or a chandomer

2. a stupid random person

random chandom- random
bobosakfioa- dudette hi y jewlery come with zambia for you lala =D dskvboshwv


david- what the... you random chandomer

{david has left the conversation}
by WeeTina June 22, 2008
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Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.
Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all
by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007
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Candom

A condom so large, it fits over a standard can of soup. Typically used as a humorus method of demonstrating proper condom usage to teenagers.
So large, he could fit a candom.
by Masamune November 15, 2003
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