cranalanalitis

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.

Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."

by boardercrosser January 15, 2008

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CrabApple

A person who is super grumpy

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.

by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

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Canapatolia

the state of mind in which you are not in a state of mind

person 1: bro where are you right now?

you: bruh... Canapatolia *raises eyebrow*

by lulu bitch October 27, 2019

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crabapple

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

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