champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

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crampton

Term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of shit. Unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. Often resulting in violence.

I am CRAMPTON

I am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from Crampton

by Mr Deluxe December 5, 2007

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crapoona

Adding gravitas to the word crap.

oh my god, your face looks like crapoona

hey you got some crapoona on your face

by SweetyMoll May 14, 2006

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crampon

sworn enemy of hotrock.
not as powerful or cool, but they'll do.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's crampon! no wait it's a plane.

by hardcore tomas January 5, 2007

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Crampton

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

by Acedoug April 29, 2010

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