Crandy

When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death

"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"

by The Crandy Man September 6, 2009

Cragdor The Destroyer

If you get sent this to you, you have to change your name to Cragdor The Destroyer for 24 hours.

You just got mother fucking CRAGDORED! Change your name to 'Cragdor The Destroyer' for 24 hours and send me the messages you get!

by Norisotu July 29, 2022

Crandy

A fat person that is gay

See that bastard over there he is such a crandy

by InfamousChub September 30, 2022

crady

One who is old and unable.

Hey, look she's so old and crady, is her name Cindy?
Look, Crady has a michelob. She's way too old for that!
Crady doesn't even know who she is!

by MikeMmImIK August 17, 2017

Crandy

The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.

Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.

by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017

cragy

Adj. the worst word to call someone. Worse than donald trump dabbing. Discusting! Human being?

Damn that bitch is sooo cragy
Ew hes so cragy when breaths

by Kcoak May 5, 2016

Crandy

That frustrated combination of irritability and horniness that result from going too long without an orgasm. Portmanteau of "randy" and "cranky." cf. hangry.

I've been so crandy since my vibrator burned out, I've pissed off all my co-workers!

by Butch1111 May 29, 2017